The Streamer's Allure: Top Fans Vying for Her Affection - Chapter 97
Chapter 97
When he saw the other side’s PK Health Bar come pressing all the way up, Boss P finally started to lose his composure.
“Hiss… I really didn’t expect them to go this hard!”
He was genuinely shocked. He had thought this round was a guaranteed win, but he hadn’t expected some random male fan on the other side to be this loaded.
“Brother Salty Fish, how about you go a little harder? The other side is only ahead of us by a little over a million points. I believe in Brother Salty Fish’s strength.”
[One Salty Fish: …]
[One Salty Fish: You wasteful little thing. Like hell I believe you.]
[One Salty Fish: I’m done, I’m done. Give me my money back.]
[Brother Salty Fish, running now would be such a loss. You’ve already spent hundreds of thousands. Might as well spend a little more.]
Boss P made a gesture of clutching his pockets and shook his head. “No way. I earned that money fair and square. Why would I give it back?”
[One Salty Fish: Get lost! I’ll be contacting you via blacklist.]
[One Salty Fish: Male streamers are all trash.]
[Hahahahaha, Brother Salty Fish is about to die of anger.]
[He wanted to finally beat the girl on the other side for once, but who knew her male fan would be that strong?]
[Brother Salty Fish, don’t run! We believe in your strength, bro. We can definitely win this round!]
[One Salty Fish tipped Boss P Shark Spaceship *1*2*3*4*5*6*7] (19,999 Fish Balls)
[666, Brother Salty Fish is absolutely badass!]
[One Salty Fish: I refuse to believe it. Fine, I can’t beat a whole group of Big Brothers on the other side, but don’t tell me I can’t even beat one guy.]
Although the money from the tips was going into Boss P’s pocket, seeing that Brother Salty Fish seemed to be getting a little heated, Boss P advised, “Brother Salty Fish, calm down. Let’s consume rationally. This round is just for fun. No need to get too impulsive.”
Then, he turned back to the camera and said, “All the bros in the stream, send some votes too. Especially you Iron Roosters who never spend a cent-tap those free little red hearts. Don’t let our Brother Salty Fish fight alone. Everyone, pitch in and help our Brother Salty Fish win this round.”
[One Salty Fish: … Wait, why do I feel like this is heading in a strange direction?]
[One Salty Fish: Feels like I just fell into some kind of trap.]
But with Boss P’s Vote Pulling, the PK Health Bar widened again.
He was a powerful big streamer to begin with, and his fans’ cohesion could only be described as terrifying.
Jiang Zhouzhou looked at the PK timer. There was only one minute left. She said, “Are we all going in together?”
[Chaomu: It’s fine, it’s fine. I’ll handle it. No need for the other Big Brothers and Big Sisters to step in.]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: That’s five million, you know.]
[Big Rice: I’ll just watch quietly this round.]
[Dian: This bro seems pretty good. His hand speed is just too slow. He’ll need to practice more in the future.]
The subtext: practice by sending more gifts.
[There are so many Big Brothers on Shark. If Emperor Dian’s hand speed ranks second, no one would dare claim first, right?]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: How many years of being single did it take to train that hand speed? @Dian]
[Dian: ???]
[Dian: You, you, you… Who are you looking down on?]
Jiang Zhouzhou looked at the Danmaku and immediately caught the main point. “Huh? So Little Dian isn’t single?”
The man who had been called out by name fell silent.
[Dian: Streamer, you… Which language arts teacher taught you this skill of finding the key point?]
She was so good at finding his key points-was she trying to anger him to death?
[Big Rice: So are you single or not?]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: That’s too subtle. Just ask if he’s still a virgin.]
[Big Rice: Pfft. My silence is deafening.]
Dian, beyond the screen: …
He wanted to defend his masculine dignity, but he was also worried a certain steel-straight woman sitting in front of the camera would genuinely misunderstand!
[Dian: I’m a virgin, all right? Happy now?]
[!!!]
[Shocking! A certain well-known Tycoon on Shark is actually still a virgin!]
[Big Rice: I don’t believe it. I absolutely don’t believe it.]
[Emperor Dian, the finest virtue a man can have is honesty. You’d better tell the truth.]
[Dian: …]
Only Jiang Zhouzhou, who was completely out of the loop, suddenly found the Danmaku a little hard to understand. When she saw the words “virgin chicken,” she said offhandedly, “Virgin chickens are pretty small.”
[Dian: (êªÐêª)]
[Big Rice: Th-this… this came out of my Zhouzhou wifey’s mouth?]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: covering mouth and snickering meme.jpg]
[Pfft hahahahaha, virgin chickens really are small]
[Emperor Dian, are you okay, Emperor Dian? @Dian]
[Emperor Dian, say something! @Dian]
[Dian: Please spare me]
So humble! This time, he was truly humbled!
Jiang Zhouzhou let out an “aiya” and put on a stern little face. “Everyone, you’re not allowed to bully Little Dian anymore.”
“Little Dian is such a good, sensible, obedient kid. What if you bully him until he cries?”
“Dog Brother gets the main criticism. Rice Wife gets a quiet little criticism too.”
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Streamer, touch your conscience and say that again]
[Big Rice: Okay, okay, got it, Zhouzhou wifey]
[Dian: Streamer good. Everyone else big bad]
Seeing that this PK had already entered its countdown, Dian glanced at the score gap and prepared to snipe the win at the very end.
Just then…
[Chaomu tipped Century Egg and Pork Congee Shark Spaceship *1*2*3*4*5…]
[Chaomu tipped Century Egg and Pork Congee Shark Spaceship *11*12*13*14*15…50]
Fifty Spaceships. In the final moments, they drew a perfect ending to this PK.
[Hiss, fifty Spaceships. One million, just spent like it was nothing]
[Bro, actually, I’m your long-lost little brother. Can you tell our dad to take me home soon? I don’t want to suffer out here anymore @Chaomu]
[Big Rice: Big shot 666. Today, you’re the number one in our livestream room (thumbs up)]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Badass~]
[Little Dian Is Not Little: Badass~]
[Chaomu: Whew, it’s finally over. First time fighting this kind of high-score round. Had me on edge the whole time]
If he had really let the streamer lose this round, he had reasonable grounds to suspect that these Big Brother fans would crowdfund a hitman to slaughter him.
Who would have thought that just playing a PK would make him sweat harder than negotiating with a client?
Fortunately…
They finally won!
“Thank you, Baby Chaomu, for the 50 Spaceships at the end. Today, you’re the best~”
Jiang Zhouzhou formed a Heart with both hands and made a Heart-firing gesture. It was as if an invisible arrow really shot out from the screen and pierced straight into people’s hearts.
“Everyone, praise our Baby Chaomu in the public chat. Thank him for carrying us single-handedly to win this PK.”
[Baby Chaomu 666]
[Big shot Chaomu is badass~]
[Chaomu: …]
[Chaomu: Streamer, maybe don’t call me baby. I’m a lot older than you. Just call me bro]
Being called baby every other sentence sounded nice, sure, but it was really… embarrassing!
Jiang Zhouzhou nodded obediently. “Okay then, Brother Chaomu.”
Her sweet voice was like being fed a mouthful of full-sugar cappuccino, clogging his throat before spreading through his entire body.
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: There are still three million left. Not going to spend it all?]
[Chaomu: Huh? Should I spend it all now? Or save it for the streamer’s next PK?]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Then save it! For the next PK]
[Chaomu: Okay, okay]
With one sentence, he had reserved the three million in the other man’s wallet.
When the other people in the livestream room saw those Danmaku messages, quite a few of them fell silent.
This Female Streamer called “Century Egg and Pork Congee” really was a walking tycoon harvester…
They had originally only come to watch the fun. Who would have thought she would reel in another Big Brother!