Summary
I was born hard of hearing, the most useless Shadow Guard at my lord’s side.
My lord said I was like a pig. I replied that I’d go out and buy some shiitake mushrooms.
He couldn’t stand it and sent me to spy on his Archrival.
I disguised myself as a woman selling pancakes and set up a stall in front of the Archrival’s house.
Two months later, my lord’s face turned livid as he dragged me off the Archrival’s bed.
He roared, “I told you to watch him, not to sleep with him!”