Summary
My entire class and I just time-traveled to the year 3035.
Humans, once at the top of the food chain, have now become a Grade I endangered species.
The Slacker cheered, “Ah, this is the life! Free food, free housing, and even someone to scrub my back. Steak, lobster, and cake for days!”
The Monitor added, “Air conditioning, water beds, and a swimming pool… seventy-nine degrees is the absolute GOAT.”
The Class Beauty chirped, “Tee-hee, why do they keep staring at me? Do they really, really like me that much?”
Meanwhile, my hair was standing on end, and my throat felt bone-dry.
Guys.
You’re forgetting something. As an endangered species, besides being pampered, adored, and fawned over, we also have to be part of a mandatory breeding program.