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I was an honest soul.
I’d been coveting my cousin Pei Xuan for ages, but all I’d ever dared to do was spy on him.
Then someone poisoned him with an aphrodisiac. He staggered home one night, right past the honest soul who’d come out for a little midnight peeping.
I watched him writhe on the ground, his face flushed, and decided to lend a hand.
So I dragged him to the hill behind the residence and rode him.
What could I say? Honest souls just loved doing good deeds.
When my cousin came to his senses, he flew into a rage and swore to cut me into a thousand pieces.
I hid in my room, frightened out of my wits. Apparently, without an antidote, the poison would flare up every full moon.
Which meant I could drag him up that hill lots more times.
I couldn’t help smiling in relief.
Die beneath Master Pei, and even your ghost would have no regrets.
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