Summary
After accepting fifty million to let the President’s White Moonlight go, I was forced to have sex.
The President demanded that I be a substitute – and pay with my body.
I freaked out on the spot. “I’m a fucking man – how am I supposed to be a substitute?”
The President looked up at me. “Why can’t a man do it? Have you tried?”
I was furious. “Of course not!”
“Then how do you know it won’t work?”
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This is absurd and sensationalist!