Summary
I am an unscrupulous lawyer with a one-hundred-percent loss rate—and not a single bad review.
The defendant in a murder-and-dismemberment case takes one look at me and boasts that no one can convict him without evidence.
As everyone on my side curses me for being useless, I calmly concede that the evidence is indeed insufficient.
Then I smile at the defendant and say, “But I can’t be bothered to argue with you, so please welcome the victim to the stand.”