Summary
On a variety show, the Best Actor was asked to borrow money from one of his friends in the industry.
In front of the screen, my phone rang.
“Lend me five hundred yuan. It’s urgent.”
I said faintly, “Given our relationship, you’re only worth fifty cents.”
The entertainment industry exploded. #UntouchableBestActorMockedAsOnlyWorthFiftyCents shot onto the trending list.
A CP of me and the Best Actor came out of nowhere.
I silently liked a post from our CP fans-only to get caught by netizens.
Crap. I forgot to switch accounts!
The netizens’ savage take on the Best Actor: “I thought of you as my bro, but you were after my body!”