Summary
I bought a double bed online, but forgot to select the installation service.
I accidentally sent the message to my ex-boyfriend.
He showed up without a word.
After assembling the bed, he told me to try it out, to see if it was sturdy.
“How am I supposed to test that?”
The man pulled me onto his lap. “Didn’t you ask me here because you wanted to try it out with me?”
It was incredibly awkward.
Blushing, I said, “You misunderstood. This bed actually collapsed just last night.”