Summary
As a C-list starlet who is the laughingstock of the entire internet, the public’s consensus of me is:
Her face is a masterpiece of craftsmanship; her acting is a patchwork of scraps.
One day, I participated in a live variety show.
The host asked each guest to use their eyes to portray a secret crush.
I was brimming with confidence.
I was basically playing myself.
After all, I’ve had a secret crush for six years, and he’s never suspected a thing.
However, after watching my performance, the top-tier Film Emperor’s expression turned complicated.
“Are you sure you don’t actually hate him?”
I was completely dazed.
The Danmaku went wild:
[Those in the know see a crush; those who don’t think you’re about to shank him.]
[The poor guy would be depressed to death, wondering how on earth he offended you.]
[You certainly have a unique understanding of “secret crushes.”]
[This is pretty explosive, even for the secret crush community.]
[Forget acting; with skills like that, you’d struggle to find your way out of a paper bag.]
[Film Emperor: I feel like I just missed out on a fortune.]
[Shu Yan: Her acting career just met its Waterloo.]
[How many years in prison do you get for a “secret crush” like that?]
Overnight, I shot to the top of the trending searches.