chapter 9

Chapter 9

I drove the sightseeing car past the Bear Enclosure.

They lay on the railings watching me, then gave my car a shove.

Bear: [What’s this? Sightseeing car, let’s play.]

Another bear: [Looks fun, I want to play too.]

I was pushed around like a toy by the bears, spinning inside the car until I was about to puke.

The comments changed too:

[This perspective is making me dizzy.]

[I’m struggling just watching the stream, how is the streamer holding up?]

The streamer is not holding up.

The streamer is so dizzy they want to die.

I staggered out of the Bear Enclosure.

I only drove a few meters by myself.

Each bear gave me a slap, helping me leave the Zoo.

Very touching.

But I didn’t dare move.

I got out of the car and squatted by the side to throw up.

It felt like my cerebellum wasn’t my own.

The livestream chat was silent for a long time.

After a while, someone finally spoke:

[I’m so dizzy.]

[It’s finally over.]

[I had to quit just now, I couldn’t hold on.]

I slumped on the ground for quite a while.

The full moon in the sky paused when I sat down to rest.

If I don’t move forward, I’ll never see the sunrise.

The moon was already setting in the west.

Just a short distance left.

I got up and kept walking.

I picked this Zoo after a lot of research.

There are so many animals.

Now I just want to beat up my past self.

The next area is the Wolf Enclosure.

I planned to speedrun it.

Without hesitation, I sent money to Shan Yuan’s livestream.

He started calculating, then reported one by one.

“Don’t provoke the wolves’ wild nature.

“There might be a Werewolf among them.”

[Werewolf? Does that kind of creature really exist?]

[Streamer, go check it out, hurry!]

How could I dare?

I wished I could dive in and dash right back out.

I watched the wolves through the wire fence.

Shan Yuan said not to provoke the wolves’ wild side, and I remembered something awkward.

I called out in a deliberately cutesy way, “Big doggy.”

Wolf: [?]

Wolves can’t talk, so the chat became their voice.

[Haha… haha… haha… wolf-it’s a wolf.]

[It’s a wolf, it’s a wolf.]

Me: “Big doggy.”

Wolf: [……]

[It’s funny, but I’m curling my toes from secondhand embarrassment.]

[Is the streamer not afraid of being awkward? What if it’s a Werewolf?]

[Wolf-it’s a wolf.]

I started fake-crying:

“Big doggy.”

Wolf: [……woof.]

Mission accomplished.

Didn’t provoke wildness.

Just provoked awkwardness.

The chat was losing it, spamming “hahaha” in long strings.

Wolf: [House wolves, who can relate? Seriously speechless, today we met a human who plays at being awkward.]