The Streamer's Allure: Top Fans Vying for Her Affection - Chapter 81

Chapter 81

“Brother Cockroach, weren’t you supposed to be busy today? I didn’t expect you’d still have time to watch my stream. Zhouzhou is so touched!”

Jiang Zhouzhou raised an eyebrow and deliberately huffed twice, pulling a sulky face.

She had to teach this man a lesson. Otherwise… he’d definitely keep pushing his luck in the future.

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Oho, what exactly did someone do to make our streamer this angry?]
[Dian: Bold of you to upset our Zhouzhou wifey. Strip this cockroach of his Moderator status.]
[Ye Zi: You finally said something human for once, @Dian]
[Dian: …]

[Sexy Mother Cockroach: What could be more important than watching my Aibo livestream?]
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: (￣▽￣)~*]
[Sexy Mother Cockroach gifted the streamer Heart-throb Hot Air Balloon x1] (1314 Fish Balls)
[Sexy Mother Cockroach gifted the streamer Pink Sea of Flowers x1] (7777 Fish Balls)
[Sexy Mother Cockroach gifted…]

Jiang Zhouzhou looked at the gift effects flooding the screen and let the corners of her mouth lift slightly. “Mm-hmm. What a slick-tongued man. No wonder you’re so good at toying with girls’ hearts.”

[Big Rice: Huh? What exactly did Brother Cockroach do? He actually dared to toy with our Zhouzhou’s feelings?]
[Dian: Forget what he did, first take away his Moderator.]
That someone was still brooding over being kicked out of the stream to this day.

[Sexy Mother Cockroach: I advise you not to ask, or you’ll be the ones getting angry.]
Even through the screen, you could tell just how brazen this “American cockroach” was!

Jiang Zhouzhou stopped while she was ahead. “All right, all right, it’s really just a little thing. Brother Cockroach and I are just messing around!”

She was afraid that if she kept going, Brother Cockroach would really provoke the crowd.

[Sexy Mother Cockroach gifted the streamer Love Kiss x99] (10 Fish Balls)

The cheek-kiss effect planted kiss after kiss on Jiang Zhouzhou’s face.

Maybe she was just being too sensitive, but she felt like Brother Cockroach was especially “enthusiastic” today.

[Dian: Fine. Since you say so, I won’t ask. I know that in your heart, geigei matters more. No matter how hard I try, I still can’t make you spare me another glance.]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: This kind of old Biluochun, even dogs wouldn’t drink it.]
[Big Rice: Bleh~]
[Ye Zi: Bleh~]

Jiang Zhouzhou looked at the Danmaku, and a fine layer of goosebumps rose over her fair skin.

She declared sternly, “I’m warning whatever’s possessed Emperor Dian’s body to get out of him right now, or I won’t be polite.”

[Dian: ???]
[Hahahahahahaha, I told you so. Emperor Dian got his account stolen ages ago.]
[Maybe he really got possessed.]
[Dian: Oh? So how exactly are you going to be not polite?]

The tone in the Danmaku was lazy and teasing, as if he were actually looking forward to it.

Jiang Zhouzhou snorted. “Since you’re this arrogant, looks like I can only bring out my trump card.”

She poked the screen and sent out a Password Lucky Bag.

And when Dian saw the contents of the Password Lucky Bag, the corner of his mouth twitched faintly beyond the screen.

The viewers in the stream quickly snatched up the Lucky Bag, and the Danmaku was instantly spammed with the password.

[Big Rice: Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony…]
[Ye Zi: Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony…]
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: Prosperity…]
[Hahahahahahaha, I’m dying. So the trump card was the socialist core values.]
[Now all the demons and monsters are going to flee with their tails between their legs @Dian]
[Dian: Damn. In my whole life, I’ve never helped an old lady, never helped an old man, never leaned on a wall or a telephone pole. Only the streamer… I’m fully convinced.]
Jiang Zhouzhou folded her arms across her chest, lifted her chin, and looked down at the camera with a cool, haughty expression. “Mm-hmm. Looks like Emperor Dian is back to normal.”

[Dian: Yes, yes. Thank you, streamer, for saving my life and making that ghost thing leave my body.]

[Dian tipped the streamer Heart *1] (0.1 Fish Balls)

[Dian: Here is your payment. Please accept it, streamer.]

[Big Rice: Pfft, looks like Emperor Dian’s life is only worth ten cents. Hahahaha.]

[Dian: What can I do? Humble Little Dian is worthless in the streamer’s heart.]

Jiang Zhouzhou pressed her fingers to her brow. This guy was starting up his act again at the drop of a hat.

“I looked at Little Dian’s Moments and saw that Little Dian is super good at games! I secretly downloaded one last night and tried it, but it felt so hard. I wonder if Little Dian could carry a dummy like me?”

She clasped her hands together and made a tiny “please, please” gesture, her fluttering eyes staring pitifully at the camera.

Dian, who was watching the livestream, felt as if something had struck his heart, making it clench hard.

How could someone…

Be so completely impossible to resist?

Especially with today’s makeup, alluring and vivid. When she made that little expression, she was like a noble, cold black swan lowering her head for you and you alone.

[Game? What game is so full of itself that it dares make things difficult for my wife?]

[I Love Drinking Porridge: Streamer, if you want to play games, you can come to me. I’m crazy good at chicken.]

[Which chicken are you eating, upstairs?]

[I Love Drinking Porridge: …Fuck, don’t start. I’m abstaining.]

[Dian: Little Dian would be more than happy to.]

Seeing the reply in the Danmaku, Jiang Zhouzhou’s lips curved up. “Then thank you, Teacher Little Dian!”

Like a little kid. So easy to coax!

Dian could now be considered one of the Big Brothers in her livestream room. Since she had been willing to put thought into Xiaomi Congee before and learn the song he’d shared on his Moments, naturally she would also put in some effort for the others and properly maintain every brother and sister who supported her.

Jiang Zhouzhou didn’t like contacting them too much in private, but she would make every person feel valued through the details.

This comfortable way of getting along left both sides very satisfied.

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Heh. Welcome, streamer, you’ve gained another pet.]

They were all men, so of course he could tell. That worthless look meant the guy had fallen hard.

[Dian: Heh. You’re just jealous.]

[Ye Zi: What game is it?]

Jiang Zhouzhou said, “Honor of Pesticides.”

She had died dozens of times yesterday, but at least she had finally gotten a little familiar with Arthur and Daji.

[Big Rice: I can play this game too. Why don’t we all play together?]

[Ye Zi: Never played it.]

[Sexy Mother Cockroach: Never played it.]

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Those who haven’t played, step aside. We’ll team up with the streamer for a round.]

[Dian: Sure. Perfect chance to let you noobs see the strength of a hundred-star god.]

Jiang Zhouzhou blinked. “Huh? Right now?”

This group had once again decided everything on their own without discussing it with her.

Of course, she wouldn’t refuse to play games with her fans. It was just…

She was really, really bad right now!

[Big Rice: Don’t worry, Zhouzhou wifey. No matter how bad you are, I won’t laugh at you.]

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: If we lose, it won’t be your fault. It’ll be the hundred-star god’s fault.]

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Right? @Dian]

[Dian: …]

This brat really had too much nonsense to say. Annoying as a dog.

[Dian: Don’t worry. I won’t let you lose in PK, and I definitely won’t let you lose in the game either.]