The Streamer's Allure: Top Fans Vying for Her Affection - Chapter 76
Chapter 76
Jiang Zhouzhou was taking things easy on her end, but the other side’s Top Six had already broken 100,000 points. By comparison, Jiang Zhouzhou’s own Top Six scores looked pitifully low.
“Thank you, everyone, for helping me hold the rankings. There’s still plenty of time anyway, so I’ll sing a song for you all!”
Jiang Zhouzhou faced the camera with a sweet smile blooming across her face. There wasn’t the slightest hint of worry in her eyes.
[The streamer is so calm. She’s not anxious at all.]
[Big Rice: Singing is great! I love hearing Zhouzhou wifey sing the most.]
[Sexy Mother Cockroach tipped Century Egg and Pork Congee a Shark Spaceship Ã1] (19,999 Fish Balls)
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: What song do you want to sing?]
Jiang Zhouzhou looked at the Danmaku and asked, “Is there any song Baby Cockroach wants to hear?”
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: Do you know any Cantonese songs?]
Jiang Zhouzhou’s little expression turned troubled. “That’s just a tiiiny bit hard for the current me.”
[How dare you, Brother Cockroach? You actually dare make things difficult for my Zhouzhou wifey?]
[Cantonese songs really are hard. I don’t understand a single ding or dong.]
[Actually, it’s not hard at all. Everyone, learn from me. Cantonese: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Phonetic translation: duck has killed me, come eat dog poop.]
[Thanks, I learned absolutely nothing.]
Jiang Zhouzhou watched the viewers fooling around in the Danmaku, covered her mouth, and held back a laugh. “I see Baby Cockroach’s IP is in Gangcheng. Can you teach me Cantonese?”
Her eyes sparkled as she stared at the screen with a face full of anticipation, making it impossible to refuse her.
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: Sure. I’d be more than happy to.]
There wasn’t even a moment of hesitation in his reply.
Jiang Zhouzhou propped her cheeks in both hands, leaned closer to the screen, and asked with innocent curiosity, “Then how do you say ‘I like you’ in Cantonese?”
[I Love Drinking Porridge: I know this one. Hak fung lei~]
[Nonsense, it’s obviously ‘I fancy ya.’]
[Big Rice: I’m in Shenzhen too. Zhouzhou wifey, why don’t you ask me?]
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: ngo zung yi nei]
Just four simple words, and he had painstakingly typed them out for a long while.
Jiang Zhouzhou stared at the screen. When she saw Sexy Mother Cockroach’s answer, the curve of her lips instantly carried a hint of success.
Her soft voice pronounced each word slowly as she said, “Baby Cockroach, ngo zung yi nei.”
Her pronunciation wasn’t exactly standard, but it was more than enough to make the other person’s heart pound wildly.
[Xiaomi Congee: ???]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: !]
[Big Rice: Aaaah, jealousy has twisted me beyond recognition.]
[Brother Cockroach, you… you really deserve to die.]
[Shen Shi Ba Tao Fang: This brat got off way too easy.]
As for the person involved, he ignored all the sour comments on the screen. His fingers landed on his phone as he carefully traced the delicate brows and eyes on it.
He didn’t want to keep seeing her through a phone anymore. He wanted so badly to see her face with his own eyes…
[Sexy Mother Cockroach tipped Century Egg and Pork Congee a Shark Spaceship Ã1… Ã5… Ã10… Ã20] (19,999 Fish Balls)
[One sentence to make a man willingly empty his wallet for me.]
[This streamer’s tricks run deep. I’m going back to the countryside.]
[Big Rice: Brother Cockroach’s mouth must be grinning so wide it’s about to split, right?]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Streamer, you can’t play favorites. I’ll teach you how to say ‘I like you’ in Shanghainese.]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Repeat after me: wu huanxi nong.]
[Xiaomi Congee: ???]
Jiang Zhouzhou read it toward the screen. “Wu, huan, xi, nong?”
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: “Mm, the pronunciation’s a little rusty. Say it a few more times and let me hear it.”]
[Xiaomi Congee: “Ah, no, can you have some shame?”]
Jiang Zhouzhou repeated, “I like you, Dog Brother and Baby Mizhou.”
With both hands, she made finger hearts at the camera, and her clear almond-shaped eyes seemed to brim with deep affection.
[Xiaomi Congee: “Nice one, bro @Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother”]
[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother tipped Century Egg and Pork Congee with Romantic Confession x10… x20… x50] (520 Fish Balls)
[Xiaomi Congee tipped Century Egg and Pork Congee with Romantic Lover x10… x20…] (1999 Fish Balls)
Their gifts poured in as well, instantly pushing up the Total Ranking score.
Seeing Jiang Zhouzhou’s Total Ranking suddenly surge so sharply, Su Xiaoyao couldn’t help worrying. “Why is the other side suddenly racking up Score Up points so fast?”
[User Account Cancelled: “Don’t worry. The streamer on the other side is interacting with the Big Brother on her board and keeping him happy. But her Top Six is still very low, so we’re very steady this round.”]
[Mingri Fangzhou: “Push the Top Five scores up first. The other side’s Top Five scores are very high. If someone sneaks in and takes a spot at the last second, our Top Six at least has to be higher than their Top Five.”]
[Come to Shark Only for Yao Bao: “Brother Ming’s right. The other side is very likely to steal it, so we can’t let our guard down.”]
“But the other side’s Top Five has over five million points.”
Five million-plus points-that was over 500,000 RMB.
Su Xiaoyao said disdainfully, “Only a little over 500,000 yuan. My brothers would never take this little bit of money seriously!”
[Mingri Fangzhou: “Fine, then let’s push the Top Six score to six million first. We can’t let Yaoyao lose.”]
With Mingri Fangzhou’s word, the scores on Su Xiaoyao’s side shot up rapidly.
On Jiang Zhouzhou’s side, someone had been staring at the other side’s leaderboard the entire time. Seeing that their Top Six had already broken six million points, they hurried back to report.
[I Love Drinking Porridge: “This is bad! The other side’s Top Six has broken six million points!”]
[Hiss, that’s way too terrifying!]
[The Big Brothers on the other side really are strong. Worried that we might sneak one in at the end, they pushed their Top Six right past our Top Five.]
[Shen Shi Ba Tao Fang: “Heh, since they like to outdo people that much, I’ll just crank up the difficulty again.”]
[Big Rice: “What we should be worrying about most right now is the Top Six. Our Top Six only has a little over ten thousand points. Zhouzhou wifey, have you figured out a countermeasure yet?”]
Jiang Zhouzhou nodded. “Mm, don’t panic, everyone. I’m going to start Calling for Help now!”
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: “6. So you finally know how to Call for Help.”]
[My blind guess is Big Shot Nanfeng.]
[If Emperor Dian and Ye Zi were here today, there wouldn’t even be a chance for the other side to talk.]
Jiang Zhouzhou picked up her phone and said helplessly, “Last time I didn’t Call for Help, I got singled out and criticized by Two Family Heads. I don’t dare do that this time.”
She unlocked her phone and opened WeChat, found the name “Nanfeng” in her chat list, and sent over the message she had already drafted.
Jiang Zhouzhou: [“I’m fighting for Top Six right now and still missing a Top Five. Is there any soft-hearted god who can help occupy a spot?”]
Jiang Zhouzhou: [“pitiful face meme.jpg”]
Gu Nanfeng: [“A soft-hearted God of Wealth?”]
Jiang Zhouzhou was just about to reply when she suddenly sensed that something was off.
Gu Nanfeng…
Nanfeng…
Oh no. She’d called the wrong person!
