The Streamer's Allure: Top Fans Vying for Her Affection - Chapter 66

Chapter 66

“Ahhh, I’m going to die of envy! Four Super Emperors! Who’s so jealous they’re about to get pink eye? Oh, it’s me!”

As soon as the PK ended, Maomao’s excited voice was the first to come through.

Yu Heng said with a grin, “Being beaten down by four Super Emperors… even though we lost this round, it was an honorable defeat.”

Bai Bubai added, “They hit us so hard, anyone who didn’t know better would think we had some deep blood feud!”

Jiang Zhouzhou gave a somewhat embarrassed smile. “I didn’t expect it either…”

Originally, there hadn’t been a single Super Emperor, but after Dian broke the ice, the other three men seemed to be secretly competing with each other.

“But thank you, Emperor Dian, Brother Cockroach, Brother Nanfeng, and Dog Brother for activating Super Emperor in my stream. Our Contribution Ranking is going to look much more impressive from now on! Also, thank you to my Rice Wife for the gift, and to all my fan babies for your gifts. Having you all here makes me feel so at ease every time.”

She brought both hands close to the camera to form a heart and gave a wink, her eyes sparkling like little stars.

Then, she pulled out a party popper from somewhere and waved it at the camera, but in the end, she still didn’t pull the string.

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Heh, that party popper is a veteran actor by now.]

[Hahahaha, she shows it off every time but never sets it off.]

[Dian: I want to see the streamer sweep the floor.]

[Sexy Mother Cockroach: Want to place a bet on who can make her actually fire that thing?]

[Big Rice: No gambling, drugs, or porn allowed.]

[Nanfeng: Boring.]

Jiang Zhouzhou looked at the Danmaku and smiled mischievously. “Even though I didn’t set it off, the sense of ceremony is still there. And since Dog Brother said this party popper is a veteran actor, we should show some sympathy for a veteran. We can’t let it retire so early!”

[Only you could make cost-cutting sound so refined and elegant.]

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Keep on fooling us.]

[She just doesn’t want to do the cleaning.]

[I want to live with my wife; I promise I won’t let Zhouzhou do a single bit of housework.]

[Big Rice: The person above is dreaming.]

At this time, the other three had finished thanking their leaderboards and were moving on to the game’s Punishment phase.

Although Maomao had come in last individually, she was on Jiang Zhouzhou’s team, and their combined score was hundreds of thousands of points higher than the opposing side.

Maomao said with a smug expression, “I originally thought I’d carry Zhouzhou, but I ended up being carried by her instead.”

Jiang Zhouzhou said, “Then Maomao, you decide the Punishment!”

She felt that Maomao knew how to create content, so whatever Punishment she came up with would surely be interesting.

Maomao’s expression suddenly turned lewd as she gave a wicked grin. “Everyone knows these two guys are Shark’s famous Male Bodhisattvas. Naturally, the Punishment is to make them dance.”

“But just dancing is too simple, so… Yu Heng and Bai Bubai, both of you have to dance to the song ‘Itch’! I want to see who does it best.”

As soon as she spoke, the two men’s expressions collapsed simultaneously.

Yu Heng clutched his chest in mock agony. “Sister Mao, you look so innocent, but your heart is truly wicked.”

Bai Bubai was equally caught between laughter and tears. “Sister Mao, you have such a cruel heart.”

Jiang Zhouzhou covered her mouth and giggled. “Maomao is the best. Coming up with such a sinister Punishment is legendary.”

Making two grown men do that kind of suggestive, flirtatious dance-only she could have thought of that.

[Shen Shi Ba Tao Fang: Screen recording is on. I’m sending this to the family group chat during New Year’s.]

[Hahahahahaha, the Rich Lady is awesome!]

[If that gets sent, Yu Heng won’t have any say in the family group for a whole year, hahahaha.]

[It’ll be a laughingstock for at least three years.]

Yu Heng: “?”

Yu Heng: “Sister, my dear sister, don’t do me like this!”

Maomao urged them, “If you bet, you must pay up. Stop stalling! The sisters in our streams are all waiting to watch!”
Yu Heng gritted his teeth. “Fine, but I’ve never learned this. Let me watch a tutorial video first.”

He searched for a dance video of the song. By the time he finished watching the gist of it, his face was burning red.

Once he was ready, the music started. A seductive voice filled the stream, the melody enchanting and alluring, tugging at the heartstrings.

Yu Heng’s body began to writhe with the rhythm. Every movement of the original dance was filled with temptation, pushing sensuality to the limit. However, Yu Heng’s dancing looked more like a hundred ants were crawling all over him; his movements were a total mess.

By the time the song ended, he looked like he had just endured the Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty, his face devoid of any will to live.

Yu Heng sighed, “What’s worse than death? Social death.”

Jiang Zhouzhou couldn’t help but laugh. “I think you danced quite well!”

A spark of life returned to Yu Heng’s eyes. “Really?”

Jiang Zhouzhou nodded. “Yeah. You danced in a way that really fits the song’s title, ‘Itchy.’ I can tell your skin is very itchy.”

Yu Heng: “…”

In the stream, only Maomao’s heartless laughter remained.

[I Love Drinking Porridge: Pi Dan is being cheeky again.]

[Zhouzhou’s Dog Brother: Such a sharp critique. It shows the streamer was watching very closely to give such a piercing evaluation.]

[Big Rice: I expected too much. I’m going to sue this guy on credit for the emotional damage to my eyes.]

[Hahaha, it’s the same word ‘itchy,’ but one is ‘horny itchy’ and the other is ‘needs a beating itchy.’]

[This one gets a bad review. Take him away, next!]

Next up was Bai Bubai. He stood up and turned off the lights, switching on the room’s ambient lighting. A purple glow filled the space, instantly changing the atmosphere.

Today, he was wearing a white suit jacket with nothing underneath. Even sitting still, he exuded a thick sense of eroticism. As the music started and his body began to sway, every shift in movement pulled the jacket open, revealing his full pectoral muscles…

[Now this is a true Male Bodhisattva.]

[I clearly spent eight thousand on a touchscreen phone, so why can’t I reach through the screen and touch his abs?]

[Men these days are so shameless, constantly trying to seduce me.]

[Why is God so cruel to me, letting me see but not touch?]

[I only want to know one thing right now: is he big down there?]

On the other side, Jiang Zhouzhou’s cheeks began to flush slightly.

[Sexy Mother Cockroach: Blushing?]

[Wife Zhouzhou is getting shy from watching.]

[Her face is red, but her mind is in the gutter.]

[Dian: Does it look good? Does it look good? Does it look good… (Floating Danmaku)]

A golden floating danmaku caught Jiang Zhouzhou’s attention; this was a privilege reserved for Super Emperor rank nobles.

Jiang Zhouzhou pressed her cold hands against her face to cool it down, then mimicked what Brother Cockroach had posted in the danmaku earlier: “It looks good. I love watching it.”

[Sexy Mother Cockroach: …]

[Hahahahahahaha!]

[Nanfeng: Little girl, you shouldn’t watch this kind of brainless stuff.]

[Nanfeng gifted Century Egg and Pork Congee a Skyscraper *1] (8,888 Fish Balls)

[Nanfeng gifted Century Egg and Pork Congee a Luxury Cruise *1] (5,000 Fish Balls)

[Nanfeng gifted Century Egg and Pork Congee an Aircraft Carrier *1] (10,000 Fish Balls)

The originally suggestive visuals were instantly covered by the gift effects.

Large-scale gift effects like these almost completely took over the stream screen.

[Hahaha, a parent got anxious!]

[He’s only dropping the big gifts. The jealousy is practically overflowing from the screen.]

[Dian: Big brother is so mean. Unlike me-I know Big Sister loves watching, so I won’t cause trouble.]

[Big Rice: ???]

[…Did Emperor Dian sell his account?]