The Streamer's Allure: Top Fans Vying for Her Affection - Chapter 12
Chapter 12
[The streamer is in danger!]
[It’s actually Xiong Gouzei. This guy is even more of a dog than Chenguang.]
[Xiaomi Congee: Oh, definitely.]
[Chenguang is a Dog: Chenguang is just unscrupulous, but the guy on the other side is completely shameless.]
[Xiaomi Congee: Oh, definitely.]
[Nanfeng: ~]
Jiang Zhouzhou had been watching the bullet chat. Seeing that her fans all seemed to know the male streamer on the other side, she felt a bit restless.
“Why is everyone saying that? Is the person across from me really that scary?”
She began to get nervous.
Hearing this, Xiong Tailang quickly defended himself. “Sister Zhou, you mustn’t listen to their nonsense. Look at my face-I’m clearly a good person! All those negative comments are slander, pure rubbish, nonsense, alarmist talk, appalling lies…”
Jiang Zhouzhou: “Rising to dance at the crow of a cock.”
Xiong Tailang: “Martial Universe… wait, no… why did I join in…”
[Hahahahahahaha!]
[I’m dying of laughter.]
[Even Xiong Gouzei has his off days.]
[Xiaomi Congee: My Zhouzhou is just that good.]
[Chenguang is a Dog: Streamer, don’t be afraid. Actually, he’s not that scary. It’s just that he’s very good at sucking up to a female streamer’s Big Brother, convincing them to send gifts to him instead. That’s why female streamers hate matching with him the most.]
Listening to Chenguang is a Dog’s explanation, Jiang Zhouzhou’s eyes widened.
Making a female streamer’s Big Brother send gifts to himself?
What kind of god-tier move was that?
[Xiaomi Congee: Don’t be curious. You’ll find out in a bit.]
After reading the bullet chat, Jiang Zhouzhou’s initial tension eased slightly. She said, “Okay, I agree to PK with you. What are we playing?”
The man on the other side immediately straightened up. Xiong Tailang stared intently at Jiang Zhouzhou through the screen, a wicked smile playing on his lips. “We’ll decide the punishment after the PK ends. For the PK itself, how about we play the idiom chain game we just did?”
Jiang Zhouzhou nodded, indicating she had no problem with that.
Xiong Tailang continued, “Alright. If you can’t come up with an idiom, the penalty is three squats, and then the loser starts the next round.”
This kind of game was simple and didn’t need much explanation.
Xiong Tailang started: “Rising to dance at the crow of a cock.”
Jiang Zhouzhou: “?”
[Hahahahahahaha, this dog thief is so petty.]
[All sorts of things.]
[Five blessings descend upon the house.]
Jiang Zhouzhou blurted out: “A riot of colors.”
Xiong Tailang: “Striving to be the first.”
Jiang Zhouzhou: “Manifesting one’s presence.”
Xiong Tailang: “Water… water… brothers, who’s going to send me a Big Rocket? If I win this PK, the punishment will be making her do a one-minute Wake-up Service from a girlfriend’s perspective!”
Xiong Tailang roared while doing his squats, “Zhouzhou’s husband-fans, don’t you want to experience Zhouzhou’s Wake-up Service from a first-person perspective?”
“For the sake of me working so hard to get you these benefits, you have to let me win!”
Hearing the heart-wrenching shouts from the other side, Jiang Zhouzhou was dazed…
“You… you can even do that?!”
[Hiss, a first-person Wake-up Service. Xiong Gouzei understands the brothers too well.]
[I beg you, Xiaomi Congee, Big Shot Cockroach, Big Shot Ye Zi, Dog Brother-please do not send any gifts!]
[Does the streamer understand now? This is why he can get a female streamer’s Big Brothers to reverse-gift him.]
[Men understand men best.]
[If Shaomao understands the Old Perverts, then Xiong Gouzei understands the husband-fans.]
Being called out like that by Xiong Tailang, the men who had intended to send gifts to Jiang Zhouzhou fell silent.
Nanfeng: [Whoa, is this something I can watch for free?]
Jiang Zhouzhou’s health bar stopped moving entirely, while the other side’s score began to climb rapidly.
Xiong Tailang’s grin was so wide it looked like it would never close, while Jiang Zhouzhou silently puffed out her cheeks.
“Hehe, sorry about that, Sister Zhou. But don’t you worry, I won’t let you lose for nothing. I’ll make sure you have more than enough for your medical expenses.”
Jiang Zhouzhou glared at him huffily. “What happened to our idiom solitaire game!”
These veteran streamers were indeed old foxes-every single one of them was as slippery as an eel and full of schemes.
After finishing his squats, Xiong Tailang started again. “Wei suo yu wei-to do as one pleases.”
[I know this one: Wei suo yu wei!]
[Wei suo fa yu-play it safe and farm.]
Jiang Zhouzhou thought for a moment and quickly followed up, “Wei shou wei jiao-to be timid and over-cautious.”
Xiong Tailang: “Jiao tou jie er-to whisper into each other’s ears.”
Jiang Zhouzhou: “Er mu yi xin-a refreshing change of atmosphere.”
Xiong Tailang: “Xin… New friends who just entered the stream, please give me a follow and send some gifts! We have to hold the line this round; we absolutely cannot lose this match!”
Jiang Zhouzhou: “…”
Xiong Tailang was already back on his feet doing squats. Combined with his naturally comical face, his movements looked exceptionally ridiculous and funny.
“Keep your eyes peeled, everyone! The sister on the other side is so pretty and cute. Don’t you want to see such a cute girl acting spoiled and giving you a Wake-up Service?”
“If I lose, it’s not just my loss-it’s your loss too!”
He roared with all his might, appearing even more dedicated than those professional sales streamers.
Jiang Zhouzhou watched, dumbfounded. She felt like she could never learn this level of shamelessness, not in a million years…
[Zhouzhou is stunned.]
[Wife, don’t worry. Although I won’t spend a single cent, the heavens and earth can bear witness to my love for you.]
[Xiong Gouzei scared my wife silly. Pay up for her mental distress!]
[Nanfeng: Why aren’t the ‘feeders’ speaking up?]
[Big Shot Nanfeng is so active he looks like a bot account.]
[The feeders are all on the other side!]
As the PK timer ticked away second by second, Jiang Zhouzhou’s score never managed to overtake his.
This was the first time she had ever finished with such a low score!
50,598 vs. 3,201.
The score was simply pathetic.
[Sexy Mother Cockroach: I just stepped out to grab a package. How did the streamer lose so badly? Where are Xiaomi Congee and the others?]
[Xiaomi Congee: I had to take a call and accidentally exited the stream. What’s wrong with you guys? How could you let Zhouzhou lose?]
[Ye Zi: What? My baby lost? I wasn’t here just now either. What happened to everyone? Why was no one around?]
[Chenguang is a Dog: My dog ran away just now, so I went to find him. I have no idea what’s going on!]
[Nanfeng: 666]
[I believe you, but I don’t know if my wife Zhouzhou believes you.]
[If I hadn’t seen that the number one supporter on the other side was Xiaomi Congee, I might have actually believed this old man.]
[Xiaomi Congee: …]
*Crap, I forgot to switch accounts!*
Watching the bullet chat pass the buck to one another, Jiang Zhouzhou couldn’t help but roll her eyes beautifully. “Heh, men.”
[Heh, men.]
[Heh, men.]
[Heh, men.]
The entire screen was flooded with that phrase.
Xiong Tailang, basking in his victory, dropped his intense persona and reverted to the jolly look he had when he first entered the stream. He said with a chuckle, “Sorry about that, Sister Zhou. It’s not that I wanted you to lose, it’s that your Big Brothers didn’t want you to win. Hahahaha!”
His laughter was particularly grating.
Jiang Zhouzhou frowned slightly. “It’s fine. I’m a good sport.”
[Xiong Tailang gifted Century Egg and Pork Congee Super Rocket ×1] (1,000 Fish Balls)
Xiong Tailang winked and made a face. “My top Big Brother told me to give you your medical expenses first.”
As for who that top supporter was, everyone knew exactly who it was.
Jiang Zhouzhou: “Thanks for the medical expenses, Brother Xiong. But first, let me look up some Wake-up Service videos to get an idea of what to do.”
She picked up her phone and did a search. Several related videos popped up. She clicked on one at random, and upon seeing the content, her face instantly turned beet red.
