Summary
Five years after our breakup, Jiang Yan suddenly sent me a message.
“I’m getting married. Will you come?”
Me: “Get lost. Anyone trying to scam me for wedding money can drop dead.”
Jiang Yan: “I just heard you opened a photography studio and wanted to hire you for wedding photos. But since your service attitude is so bad, forget it.”
Me: “Dear customer, our studio offers two main wedding photo packages, 8888 and 18888, both affordable with attentive service. You can choose any style and setting you like.”
“How about this, I’ll add you on WeChat first, and once you accept, I’ll send you some sample photos.”
Jiang Yan: “Heh, you’re still the same as before, with money growing out of your eyes. Breaking up with you was the best decision I’ve ever made.”
Me: “Mm-hmm, so do you want the 8888 or the 18888 wedding photo package?”