Summary
My husband was a devoted believer in moderation: sex only three times a week.
Then he lost his job.
I looked at him and said, “I can give you spending money, but every time you pay your marital dues, I’ll pay you a thousand yuan.”
I was wearing the grin of a total pervert.
That night, I left seven thousand yuan on the nightstand.
Afterward, he pocketed all seven thousand with a perverted grin of his own and said, “Thank you for your patronage. Please come again.”
I gritted my teeth and snapped, “That was supposed to cover the whole week, not one night!”
Later, I lost my job too, and my husband left a hundred thousand yuan on the nightstand and said, “Ten thousand each time.”
Me: …