Summary
I was a useless, eye-candy NPC in a horror game.
And I’d found myself an extremely needy online boyfriend.
If I took five minutes too long to reply, he’d turn into a resentful husband.
[Baby, I’m hopeless when I’m in love. If you don’t want me, I won’t go on living.]
To get rid of him, I sent him a message.
[I’m in the Lost Marsh dungeon. If you can recognize me, we can meet.]
Then the No. 1 player, Lu Lin, arrived to clear the dungeon. He looked at me with disdain.
“One look at this NPC and I get a heart attack.”
“Looks like a stiff breeze would kill him. One slash and he’s done.”
Meanwhile, my online boyfriend was bombarding me with messages.
[Baby, the eye-candy NPC in this dungeon keeps sneaking looks at me. I’m a respectable man. You’re the only one I like.]
[Baby, once I get rid of the NPC, we can meet right away.]
[I miss you so much. I want to see you. I want us to be all lovey-dovey together.]
My eyelid twitched. I sent one reply.
[Let’s break up.]
Across from me, Lu Lin’s comm terminal chimed.