Summary
I got bound to a Villainess System, and the missions it assigned me were:
[Pay some thugs to bully the female lead.]
[Force myself on the male lead.]
[Kidnap the female lead and use her to force the male lead to marry me.]
Mm. Every single one sounded like a great way to end up in prison.
So I dialed 110 on the spot.
“Hello, officer? I’d like to report someone for incitement.”