Summary
What would you do if two psychopaths were chasing you at the same time?
They both want to stab you.
The only difference is that one of them has a knife, and the other doesn’t.
Three days ago, I pissed off a psychopath in a comment section. He tracked down my address and came to kill me.
I hid in the apartment of the friendly neighbor next door.
The second he shut the door, he pinned me against the wall and ran his tongue over my ear.
“Baby, I knew it. I knew you’d fall in love with me!”
Then his expression changed.
“If you don’t love me, I’ll kill you.”