Summary
I just moved into my new place, and someone left a condom, two walnuts, and a piece of paper with a WeChat friend-request QR code at my doorstep.
What, do they think I’m a hooker?
So I turned around and posted that WeChat ID in every gay bar group I could find.
You like to play, huh?
I’ll let even more “big walnuts” play with you!
If I don’t crush you, I’ll take your last name!

