Summary
Lu Yu is the aloof and indifferent, impoverished campus heartthrob.
But I never expected that he was so poor he put himself up for sale online.
Priced at five hundred a night, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Well, well.
I hurriedly transferred a huge sum over.
He replied instantly.
[Are we doing it tonight?]
Uh…
He really is dedicated to his work.
My sympathy overflowed, so I booked Lu Yu for a whole month.
Until one day, I saw the balance on his bank card, longer than my own lifespan.
I laughed.
Turns out, the clown was me all along.