The Tipping King: How I Mastered Live-Stream Alchemy - Chapter 32 - Jiang Feng: Yesterday I Had a Dream
“Ding, the streamer you follow is now live!”
The next day, Jiang Feng started his stream right on schedule, as expected.
“Lv11 September Moonlight has entered the stream!”
“Lv14 Sagittarius has entered the stream!”
“Lv8 Berserker has entered the stream!”
“Lv25 Childish Queen has entered the stream!”
As soon as the familiar old viewers received the notification, they rushed into the live broadcast room.
Inside the live broadcast room.
Jiang Feng, dressed in a gray Tao robe, exuded an ethereal aura. Seeing the viewers enter, he greeted them with a smile, “Hey, everyone~ Good evening~”
“Lv11 September Moonlight: ???”
“Lv8 Berserker: ???”
“Lv24 Xingbake: What the heck! Streamer, what are you up to???”
“Lv14 Sagittarius: I’m confused, I almost thought I entered the wrong stream, but looking closely, it really is the streamer.”
“Lv16 Mountain River: Ahem, I get it. Don’t ask, it’s definitely another Golden Hustle.”
While new viewers were still bewildered, the old ones had already seen through everything. This rascal, all he knows is how to hustle!
Last time, he dared to sell a chair seat for 1000 RMB, and the crazy part is, he actually found a King willing to pay. Where’s the justice in that?
“Lv25 Childish Queen: Streamer, what’s with your outfit today…?”
The Tycoon girl spoke up, and Jiang Feng’s eyes immediately lit up:
“Sis! You’ve asked the right person. This outfit has quite the story!”
“Yesterday!”
“Just yesterday, thanks to the love from all the Kings and Queens, I dominated in PK battles, earning several thousand yuan. However, as I was celebrating, I had a dream that night, and unexpectedly, I dreamt of The Primordial Heavenly Lord descending…”
Jiang Feng sighed heavily, shaking his head:
“The Primordial Heavenly Lord told me that I am a reincarnation of a lucky star, destined for wealth and prosperity. But alas, I once vowed to help everyone in the world escape poverty before I could return to the celestial ranks…”
“In previous lives, the plan was going smoothly.”
“But unfortunately, in this life, I’ve been wronged by villains, losing all my powers, making the task of helping others incredibly difficult…”
Jiang Feng rambled on with a straight face, leaving the viewers in the live broadcast room dumbfounded.
Seriously, dude?
Are you treating us like fools?
I came to watch a stream, and here you are telling stories?
The Primordial Heavenly Lord descending…
Why don’t you say the Great Sage1 wants to be your buddy?
At least he’s a deity; why would he care about your streaming and PK battles?
“Lv10 Don’t waste my youth: When it comes to storytelling, the streamer is unbeatable. I’m impressed.”
“Lv11 September Moonlight: Cool story, streamer, keep going. I’m a simple dog, I love listening.”
“Lv5 Wangzai Beef: Hilarious, helping people escape poverty? Aren’t you a Golden Hustler?”
The viewers in the live broadcast room were having a blast.
Seeing that the atmosphere was just right, Jiang Feng cleared his throat and pulled out a bunch of red strings from his sleeve:
“Ahem! Everyone!”
“Don’t worry about me, folks. I’m old buddies with The Primordial Heavenly Lord. Just yesterday, as he was leaving, I grabbed hold of him. I told him, ‘It doesn’t matter if I’ve lost my powers in this life, but I still have all my family here in my live broadcast room!'”
“So I begged him to think of a solution for us, and guess what?”
“With my background as a streamer, I asked The Primordial Heavenly Lord right there and then for this ‘Mountain Ghost Bracelet’!”
“The poor bastards joining us in the live broadcast room today are in luck!”
“Take one bracelet home, and I guarantee your wealth will soar, a prime choice for attracting fortune and treasures!”
“There aren’t many, so hurry if you want to buy!!”
Thud thud.
Jiang Feng took out a small hammer and tapped it a few times, making it seem quite authentic.
But the Chats in the live broadcast room couldn’t take it anymore.
One by one, they were almost breaking their backs from Jiang Feng’s sudden antics!
Alright, alright.
What can I say, true to the form of a Golden Hustler, laying it on thicker than my grandfather’s insoles!
It’s both stinky and long!
[Lv5 Wangzai Beef: “Hahahaha, the streamer is too cool, selling for 5 yuan?”]
“Sell!”
Jiang Feng’s eyes lit up, and with a snap, he banged his hammer: “Pay up!”
[Lv5 Wangzai Beef: “????”]
[Lv11 September Moonlight: “????”]
[Lv24 Xingbake: “????”]
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned. What? This streamer isn’t picky about his money!
He’s really up for taking any amount!
Jiang Feng said solemnly, “Wang Zai-Ge, this is something I asked from The Primordial Heavenly Lord himself. You can tell from my outfit. I’ve promised to take it, so there’s no returning it…”
[Lv5 Wangzai Beef: “……”]
Wangzai couldn’t help but laugh and cry. He was just making a casual comment, and now he had no choice but to buy!
[‘Lv5 Wangzai Beef’ gifted the streamer ’10 flowers x5′!]
Jiang Feng immediately switched expressions, his smile blooming like a chrysanthemum, and loudly said, “Thanks to my Wang Zai-Ge for picking up the bracelet, wishing my Wang Zai-Ge prosperity, good health, and all the best!”
A string of blessings was sent out, instantly lifting the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.
Laughter aside, the mood was great!
5 yuan wasn’t too much, so buying it was just that-bought.
Jiang Feng chuckled, thinking this was just the beginning. The real show was yet to come.
Thud thud thud!
Jiang Feng’s hammering echoed louder: “Don’t miss out as you pass by! The Primordial Heavenly Lord personally bestowed Mountain Ghost Bracelets, a massive blessing in the live broadcast room. It’s a loss if you don’t buy, a scam if you do, poor bastards, take a look!”
[Lv11 September Moonlight: “I’ll take one!”]
[‘Lv11 September Moonlight’ gifted the streamer ‘sunglasses x1’!]
“Alright!! Congratulations to my King September on acquiring the Mountain Ghost Bracelet…”
[Lv8 Berserker: “Count me in!!”]
[‘Lv8 Berserker’ gifted the streamer ‘flowers x5’!]
“Alright!! Berserker-Ge not to be outdone, furiously gifts 5 flowers and takes another one!! Congratulations to my Berserker-Ge!”
The bullet screen was buzzing.
Jiang Feng’s hammering grew faster.
He really was a professional at creating an atmosphere!
[Lv24 Xingbake: “Damn! You got me interested, I want one too!”]
[Lv14 Sagittarius: “Streamer, look here! I want one too!”]
[Lv25 Childish Queen: “Streamer! I want one too!”]
“No problem! Enough for everyone, ha!”
Jiang Feng’s face almost split with his grin, and the red bracelets in his hand rapidly diminished.
Soon, only the last one was left!
Jiang Feng said, “Ah… too popular, only one left! How about this, since everyone is so enthusiastic, let’s auction off the last one? Starting bid at 5 yuan!”
[Lv10 Don’t waste my youth: “I’ll bid 10 yuan! Getting one for my mom!”]
As soon as Jiang Feng spoke, someone in the live broadcast room immediately responded.
“Alright!!!”
Jiang Feng’s eyes sparkled, and with a bang of his hammer, he called out, “10 yuan! Any higher bids?!”
Footnote:
- The Great Sage(孙悟空):A legendary monkey king from Journey to the West, symbolizing rebellion and heroism.
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