Summary
On Xianyu, I found an offer: a 3,888-yuan luxury buffet for just 188.
As a broke college guy, how was I supposed to resist?
I bought it on the spot.
The seller told me to wait outside the restaurant the next day.
So I did.
What arrived was a whole pack of high-flying executives in suits.
Apparently, it was a company outing, and employees could bring family.
I was the family.
Too late to back out. I followed them inside.
I was having the time of my life eating when someone informed me we all had to take turns offering the boss a toast.
I raised my glass too and stammered, “M-Mr. Shǐ, a toast to you.”
The entire table went silent. Someone turned red trying not to laugh.
The handsome boss’s face darkened.
“It’s Shī.”





