Summary
I became bound to the Green Tea Makeover System, which ordered me to win over domineering CEO Gu Chen or be turned into a pothos.
I called the police instead—only for the responding field team leader from the Interdimensional Affairs Bureau to be the very man the system wanted me to pursue.
Worse, the system refused to disconnect, so Gu Chen and I had to pretend to follow its plot while baiting it into becoming evidence against itself.