Summary
On a variety show, the host challenged me to post a request on my WeChat Moments to borrow one million yuan.
My rapper ex-boyfriend sent me a flurry of messages:
[Yo, spent all your breakup fee already?]
[You didn’t set this post to be visible only to me, did you?]
[You played with my heart, and now you want to treat me like an ATM?]
[Let me tell you, I’m not that same idiot I used to be.]
[I’m not giving you a single cent ever again.]
[Why aren’t you replying?]
[I’ll let you in on a little secret: I just landed an endorsement deal.]
[Twenty million.]
[But I’ve gotten smarter now. There’s no way I’m giving it all to you.]
[I’ll give you nineteen million at most.]
[Don’t even think about getting that last million.]
[Is sending messages a crime where you are?]
[It’s been three minutes!]
[Feeling so wronged.]
[Fine, forget it. You can have it all.]
That night, the Hot Search rankings exploded.
Hot Search #1: [Lu Yanzhou Xu Wan]
Hot Search #2: [Lu Yanzhou Exposes Own Relationship]
Hot Search #3: [Lu Yanzhou Confirmed Love Brain]